And it looks like I’m staying for one final year in Japan. Two years was just the right amount of time to get my life sorted; unfortunately, I’m not quite ready to say good-bye just yet. It’s been a long road. It’s a longer one to come. The papers are signed, the decision made. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu, JET 2016-2017.
A lot of my friends in the States have, at one point or another, expressed curiosity on what it’s like to teach English abroad. The myths and realities as expressed through the five times that The Pink Panther suddenly became too real for words…
1. WE DO NOT QUIT!!!
“Your life must be so glamorous, living abroad and teaching English to Japanese kids!” Glamorous is one word for it. And then there’s this…
…I do enjoy every minute of it even though I wouldn’t call it glamorous 😉
2. Why would they do something like that?
“I hear Japan is soooooo high tech! You must be going to all crazy-amazing robot conventions every weekend and never want to come back to the US, right?” The hard cold reality is…
…and not only that: my office is (somehow) still running on XP. Why would they do something like that?!
3. Why do you think they’re dressed like that? For fun?!
Doing anything for the kids on Halloween is basically along these lines. Also applies to generally trying to blend in with society when the clothes just look different on you than on the cute models (TTwTT)”
4. It is one of my specialties…
So, I can do things, I swear, I can! Sometimes, though, I can’t show them off perfectly because of cultural differences.
Can’t bake half the Viennese pastries I learned how to make because Japan and it’s non-baking culture. It’s still fun trying, though 😀
5. I thought you were ordering in Italian.
That moment when you suddenly become Vincenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone at the local Starbucks… or anywhere, really.
Happy Friday, everyone!